I Set Fire to My Wife
You might have come to suspect that the recent bouts of musical frivolity and frothy-mouthed ranting indicate that I have been more than usually competent of late and thus have nothing else to talk of....
View ArticleFrankie Boyle, Harvey and free speech
“I have a theory about the reason Jordan married a cage fighter – she needed a man strong enough to stop Harvey from fucking her.” And with those few words, Frankie Boyle again created a tidy little...
View ArticleWas Elizabeth I a Catholic???
So I trust Google more often than not to guide me to the answers I need (“what is this unsightly rash?”) And generally it finds me the right answer. But it’s salutory to remind ourselves that...
View ArticleWorst Received Presents
My wife loves a show. Anything with rows of massed dancers, costumes, tights and lights and she’s fair bouncing in her seat with excitement. Luckily, a secret side of me quite likes that shit too, so...
View ArticleHow many biscuits is too many biscuits?
One of the things that drew me to Bronco was the offer of free biscuits. As stupid as that might sound, it was a little signal that this was my kind of place. I’ve had job offers from places where …...
View ArticleInteractive Feature: The False Positive Paradox – why ID cards could never...
OK. So ID cards are yesterday’s news – and thank God for that. But the whole farrago is an instructive lesson in the stupidity of our political classes and provides a salutary lesson in how dangerous...
View ArticleBan the Burqa?
Just when I’d finalised my plans for a European wide roll-out of my Burqa King franchise idea, the jolly old French go and throw a spanner in the works by banning the burqa in public. And they call us...
View ArticleDrowning in Beer
When you ask people how they’d choose to die, you might get a chortling response that they might like to drown in lager. Well, never say that I’m not prepared to go through the mill for you, gentle...
View ArticleBukkake Espanol…
…is the alleged name of one of my recent commentors It goes to show that even in 2011 there is still, apparently, some margin to be made in terrible blog spam of this kind.And presumably money to made...
View ArticleEXCLUSIVE! The Ken Bates Algorithm
So Leeds have sold Johnny Howson. Christ. After some research carried out by members of LULZSEC, I can reveal that the club is run by a simple algorithm. $batesmotelcomplete = false; $batesmotelcost =...
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